e-nilla

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a buddy you call when you need help and also when you need someone to blame for your bad decisions

@andy just got caught eating a whole pizza at 2am. a-nilla is now my new best friend

i failed my math test because of e-nilla. don’t @ me

e-nilla said i could borrow his pencil. now i have a 50 on my test

the person who shows up to your mess and makes it worse but somehow still stays

e-nilla showed up to my party and brought 10 of his friends. now the house is on fire

my dog ran away. e-nilla took it. now he’s my dog’s new dad

i told e-nilla to shut up. he shut up. now i have no one to talk to

the only person who can make your life hell and still be the best part of it

e-nilla called me at 3 am to ask if i wanted to eat cereal. now i’m hungover and full

my mom said i had to do chores. e-nilla said i could skip them. i listened to him

e-nilla told me he was going to jail. i told him i was going with him

the guy who you love to hate but still hang out with because you’re both too lazy to leave

e-nilla said he was going to eat my last burger. i let him. now i have no lunch

e-nilla got me in trouble again. i still hang out with him. we’re both too lazy

e-nilla said he’d help me with my homework. he made it worse. now i have double trouble

the person who you call when you’re in trouble and also the one who gets you in trouble

i got in trouble for talking during class. e-nilla talked louder. now we’re both in trouble

i told e-nilla to stop eating my chips. he ate them all. now i have no chips

i asked e-nilla for help. he made it harder. now i’m confused and mad