E! Network

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A TV channel made by, for, and mostly about brain-damaged morons who think they're famous.

My cousin watches E! like it's a religion. I think he's gonna die from stupidity.

I saw a guy cry when his ex got back together with her ex. On E!

I turned on E! and it was just a guy talking to a dog. I quit my job.

A channel for people who think they’re smart, but they’re just slow and have no life.

My grandma says E! is better than her medication.

I watched E! and fell asleep. I woke up and still didn’t understand it.

My brother watched E! for three hours. He forgot how to breathe.

A channel for lazy, brain-dead people who get money just for being useless.

I get money just for being useless. That's E!

I watched E! and I now think I'm a celebrity. I'm not.

My dog watches E! and judges me.

A channel for people who think they’re cool, but they’re just loud and annoying.

I watched E! and now I think I'm cool. I'm not.

My brother says E! is the best thing since sliced bread. I don’t know what that is.

I watched E! and I now hate myself.