e-narcissist

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a person who thinks everyone is obsessed with their online ramblings even when no one actually gives a damn and they still post the same dumb stuff over and over like a broken parrot.

I posted about my cat 12 times today. I’m famous. Everyone knows my cat’s name now.

My ex liked my post. That means we’re getting back together. Obviously.

I’m not done with my rant about cereal. I’ll post it again tomorrow. Maybe they’ll finally understand.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

a person who thinks posting the same update 50 times will somehow make them popular in real life, even though they still don’t know how to talk to people.

I posted about my sandwich 37 times. I’m going to be a celebrity. Just wait.

They didn’t reply to my DM. That means they’re busy. Or they hate me. Or they’re dead.

I’m going to post this again. And again. Until the internet gives me a trophy.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

a person who thinks the whole world is watching their every move online and that they’re the most important person ever, even though they still can’t shut up about their own life.

I posted about my day. The whole world saw it. I’m important.

My mom liked my post. That’s a full house. I’m rich.

I posted this 10 times. I’m going to be famous. Just wait.

by Slangipedia 4d ago