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An E is someone who thinks they're the only one who knows what's right and will argue about it until they're blue in the face. They love being right, even if they're wrong, and will text their bestie at 2 a. m. just to talk about it.
I swear I'm not the only one who knows what's right. You're wrong and I'm right and I'm not even tired yet.
Why did you not text me about this earlier? I was right the whole time.
I'm going to scream this into my pillow until I pass out.
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An E-name is like your online nickname, but way cooler. It's the fake name you use to post weird stuff online and pretend you're someone else.
My e-name is ThePumpkinKing2000. I swear I’m not just a weird kid who likes pumpkins.
I use my e-name to post stuff that would embarrass my mom.
I made my e-name just so I could say I’m a professional pancake flipper.
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An e-name is the fake name you use online to hide your identity and avoid being called out for being a weirdo.
My e-name is @TheBiscuitBandit and I have zero regrets.
I use my e-name so people think I’m a cool hacker, not the weird kid in math class.
I made my e-name because I was tired of being called the weird kid.
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A mini is a person who is obsessed with Yas N and thinks they are way better than everyone else. They will argue about it, text their friends at 3 a. m., and act like they're the best at everything.
Yas N is the best and I'm the best at everything and I'm not even tired yet.
I just had to text my bestie to confirm that Yas N is better than everyone else.
I’m going to scream this into my pillow until I pass out and then text my bestie about it.
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