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an e-mail that is so annoying it feels like your grandma sent it and it won't stop asking if you want a second helping of pie

Hey buddy, you're still on my mailing list? I'm gonna send you a pie to your house if you don't stop this.

This is the 17th time I've gotten this e-mail. I'm gonna die from spam.

Why do I have to sign up for a newsletter just to watch a cat fall off a couch?

a message you get in your inbox that you didn't ask for and it's like your ex is texting you at 2 a. m.

You didn't ask for this e-mail, and now you're getting it every day like it's your birthday.

This e-mail is like your ex showing up at your house with a coupon for a pizza.

Why do I have to remember my password just to get an e-mail I don't want?

a message that shows up in your e-mail like it's a sneaky little kid trying to get you to buy candy

This e-mail is like a kid in the back of the classroom passing you a note saying 'buy my candy or I'll tell the teacher' 50 times.

It's like your mom sent you a message and then your dad sent you one too, and now you're confused.

Why is this e-mail pretending to be from my favorite pizza place? I'm not that hungry.

a message you get in your e-mail that's like your neighbor yelling at you through the wall and won't stop

This e-mail is like your neighbor screaming at you about their dog eating your plants, and it's not stopping.

I got an e-mail that said 'Hey, did you know you're cool?' and now I'm confused and annoyed.

Why is my e-mail telling me I'm cool like I asked for it? I'm not that cool.

a message that shows up in your e-mail like it's your phone calling you and you don't want to answer

This e-mail is like your phone calling you at 3 a. m. and you're like 'why?'.

You got an e-mail that says 'You're invited to a party' and you're like 'I didn't ask for this'.

It's like your e-mail is trying to be your best friend and you're not having it.