e-mooch

A total waste of human flesh who can't be bothered to make friends on their own, so they hijack other people's social media friends like a thief in the night. They comment on a post, then drop the name of their one and only friend like it's some kind of magic spell.

A nobody who can't even get their own friends, so they steal other people's social media friends like a common criminal. They show up in comments, then yell the name of their only friend like it's the last word they'll ever say.

A piece of trash who can't be bothered to get friends on their own, so they rip other people's social media friends like a madman. They pop up in comments, then scream the name of their one and only friend like it's some kind of sacred ritual.

A total zero who can't even get friends on their own, so they steal other people's social media friends like a criminal. They show up in comments, then yell the name of their only friend like it's the most important thing in the world.

A total nobody who can't be bothered to have friends, so they take other people's social media friends like a thief in the night. They pop up in comments, then scream the name of their only friend like it's some kind of sacred tradition.