e-monkeytard

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A person or monkey who can't think straight and uses the internet like it's a magic wand.

'I looked up the answer on Google and still failed the test.'

''I clicked the first link and called it a day.'

''I used the search bar like it was a personal assistant.'

Someone who's so dumb they think a keyboard is a snack.

''I ate my laptop because I was hungry and confused.'

''I typed 'fries' into the search bar and called it a day.'

''I clicked 'submit' before I even read the question.'

A person who's too dumb to know the difference between a website and a wrestling match.

''I clicked 'yes' to the pop-up because it looked like a wrestling match.'

''I tried to log in by screaming at the screen.'

''I thought the comments section was a debate club.'

A person who thinks the internet is a magic spell and can solve everything.

''I cast a spell on Google and it didn't work.'

''I tried to summon the answer with a hashtag.'

''I asked the internet for help and it just yelled back.'

A person who can't tell the difference between a search bar and a wish list.

''I typed 'I wish I had the answer' into the search bar.'

''I asked the internet to do my homework for me.'

''I clicked 'submit' and expected the universe to answer me.'