E-Mongering

I found a hooker on Tinder for $20 and she had a tattoo of a duck. I paid $30.

He spent $50 on a hooker and she had a cold. He called her a failure.

She said she was a hooker but she had a job. I called her a fraud.

I looked up 20 hookers online and only 1 had a beard. I called her a beast.

He had to find a hooker for his dad's birthday. He found one with a mustache.

She said she was a hooker but she had a dog. I called her a fake.

I found a hooker online and she didn’t show up. I called her a ghost.

He waited 3 hours for a hooker and she showed up with her mom. He called her a disaster.

She said she was a hooker but she was late. I called her a tardy.

I looked up hookers online because my mom was yelling. I found one with a cat.

He had no money and he looked up hookers online. He found one with a beard.

She said she was a hooker but she was fat. I called her a lard.

I found 3 hookers online and only 1 had a dog. I called her a winner.

He searched for hookers and found one with a twin sister. He called her a twin.

She said she was a hooker but she had a twin. I called her a double.

I looked up hookers online and found one with a tattoo of a dragon. I called her a beast.

He had no money and he looked up hookers. He found one with a beard.

She said she was a hooker but she had a job. I called her a fake.