Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who thinks he’s hot but still uses a metro to get to the gym.

Hey bro, you’re an e-metro? I thought you drove a Tesla.

Why do you need a metro when you have a gym membership?

You’re like a metrosexual but with a subway card.

2

A man who thinks he’s fancy but still takes the metro to work.

You take the metro? You’re an e-metro?

I thought you had a car. Now I know you’re an e-metro.

You’re like a prince but on the 7 train.

3

A guy who thinks he’s stylish but still uses the metro to save money.

You use the metro to save money? You’re an e-metro.

I thought you were rich. Now I see you’re an e-metro.

You’re like a fashion icon but on a budget.

4

A man who thinks he’s a tough guy but still uses the metro because he’s broke.

You’re broke? You’re an e-metro.

You take the metro because you’re broke? That’s an e-metro.

You’re like a tough guy but with a metro card.

5

A guy who thinks he’s cool but still takes the metro because he can’t afford a car.

You can’t afford a car? You’re an e-metro.

You’re cool but you ride the metro? You’re an e-metro.

You’re like a rockstar but with a subway pass.