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E is when Markiplier’s face gets slapped on Lord Farquaad’s head and then glued on Zuck’s body like he’s a failed art project. It’s also 69, because alt+num6+num9=E and that’s the dumbest thing ever.
My mom saw E and screamed like she was being haunted by a bagel.
My dad texted me: 'E is the devil's favorite alphabet letter.'
My brother tried to explain E to his goldfish and it died.