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It’s like when you yell at someone to send you an e-mail, but you’re too lazy to say the whole thing.
E-me, you twat, I need that essay by tomorrow!
E-me before class starts or I’ll make your life a living hell.
E-me now or I’ll tell everyone you cry when you fail math.
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That piece of garbage that teachers force us to use, it’s slower than a grandma on a bike and randomly adds 10-year-olds to your group.
Why does this site take forever to load? I could’ve finished my homework by now.
I got added to a group by some kid who still uses a flip phone.
This site is so broken, I think it’s trying to kill me.
3
When you beg someone to e-mail you, but you’re too lazy to say the full thing, so you just say ‘e-me’ like a desperate loser.
E-me or I’ll fail you, you useless piece of trash.
E-me now or I’ll post your face on the internet.
E-me before I eat your lunch.
4
A stupid word people use when they can’t think of the right thing to say, and it sounds like a cursed version of ‘thingy’.
What the hell is that thing-e-me-bober? It looks like a blob with a face.
Thing-e-me-bober, you’re the worst.
Why is there a thing-e-me-bober in my lunch?
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A group of people who think they’re cool on Facebook, but in real life they’re just a bunch of nerds with no lives.
M-A-K-E-M-M-G, you’re the worst group ever.
M is a skinny twat, A looks like a redneck, and K is the biggest whore in the group.
E is the biggest loser, M is a prude, and G looks like a flat-faced chink.
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When you send an e-mail really early or really late just to show off that you’re working, but you’re actually just bored and have nothing better to do.
E-mail me at 3 AM, I’m too cool to sleep.
I e-mailed you at 6 AM because I had nothing better to do.
E-mail me at midnight, I’m working, you’re not.
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