e-mart

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A tiny store next to the handball courts where you buy stupid stuff like glass pipes, blunts, and beer when you’re too wasted to care if you’re spending your last dollar.

I bought a blunt and a beer at e-mart and now I can’t feel my face.

E-mart is the only place I can buy a lighter and a bag of chips at 3 AM.

I spent $20 on a bag of chips and a porno at e-mart and I’m still mad.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A random store in The Simpsons that charges you a million dollars for a pack of gum, even though it’s just candy.

I went to e-mart and paid $100 for a bag of chips. I regret my life.

E-mart is where Apu tries to trick you into buying stuff you don’t need.

E-mart is the only place where you can buy a bag of chips and feel like you’ve been robbed.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A fake store run by a Mexican guy who lies about being Indian and claims cows are holy, even though he has 482 trillion kids and a gay last name.

Apu is the worst. He’s Mexican, but he pretends to be Indian. I hate him.

E-mart is where Apu tries to sell you a bag of chips for $1,000.

I went to e-mart and Apu told me cows are holy. I laughed in his face.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A store where you buy stupid stuff for way too much money, and the guy who works there is a lying Mexican guy who thinks he’s Indian.

E-mart is where I spent $50 on a bag of chips and a lighter. I’m still mad.

Apu is the worst. He’s Mexican, but he acts like he’s Indian and I hate him.

I went to e-mart and bought a bag of chips for $100. That’s just wrong.

by Slangipedia 4d ago