e-married

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When two people on the internet fake getting married because they're too lazy to actually do it in real life.

'I'm e-married to my ex because I'm too drunk to file for divorce.'

'My dog and I are e-married. He doesn't know I'm just using him for tax breaks.'

'I e-married my crush so I could skip the awkward part of actually talking to them.'

A fancy way of saying two people on the internet agreed to be married even though they’ve never met and probably won’t.

'I e-married my crush’s brother because he was better looking.'

'My mom e-married my dad’s best friend. It was a mistake.'

'I e-married someone so I wouldn’t feel alone during the pandemic.'

When two people on the internet lie about being married just to save face or get a discount.

'We’re e-married because the dating app said we had to be married to get a free trial.'

'I e-married my coworker so we could get a group discount on pizza.'

'My e-marriage is fake, but my ex thinks it’s real.'

A way for two people on the internet to say they’re married without actually doing the work of being married.

'I e-married my crush so I wouldn’t have to talk to them in person.'

'I e-married my brother’s friend because he was annoying.'

'My e-marriage is better than my real one.'

A way two people on the internet pretend to be married so they can feel important or get attention.

'I e-married my crush to get more likes on my profile.'

'My e-marriage is just a way to show off.'

'I e-married my teacher so I wouldn’t get in trouble.'

When two people on the internet say they’re married even though they’re just using each other for stupid reasons.

'I e-married my crush so I could say I had a girlfriend.'

'I e-married my best friend so we could get a discount on movie tickets.'

'I e-married my crush’s crush because I was jealous.'