Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you use your hands to get yourself off while you're online and pretending to be doing something else.

I was supposed to be working, but I got distracted by my e-manual again.

My mom walked in on me doing my e-manual during lunch.

I did my e-manual during Zoom class and my teacher saw everything.

2

Putting your hand where it doesn't belong while you're on the internet and pretending to be a functioning adult.

I did my e-manual while watching a livestream and got caught.

My e-manual was so loud my dog came in to check on me.

I was doing my e-manual and my brother asked what the hell I was doing.

3

When you're on the internet and you're too lazy to get up and get a snack, so you just do yourself instead.

I skipped snack time and did my e-manual instead.

I was doing my e-manual while my mom was making dinner.

I did my e-manual and forgot about my homework.

4

Using your hands to get yourself happy while you're online and pretending you have a life.

I was doing my e-manual while I was supposed to be studying.

My e-manual was so good I forgot about my job.

I did my e-manual and my friends asked why I was so tired.

5

When you're on the internet and you're too busy getting yourself off to care about anything else.

I did my e-manual and missed my train.

I was doing my e-manual during my lunch break and got caught.

I did my e-manual and forgot about my date.

6

When you're online and you're too distracted by your own hand to do anything else.

I was doing my e-manual and my cat joined in.

I did my e-manual and my mom asked what was going on.

I was doing my e-manual and my teacher sent me a message.