e-manual

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When you use your hands to get yourself off while you're online and pretending to be doing something else.
I was supposed to be working, but I got distracted by my e-manual again.
My mom walked in on me doing my e-manual during lunch.
I did my e-manual during Zoom class and my teacher saw everything.
2
Putting your hand where it doesn't belong while you're on the internet and pretending to be a functioning adult.
I did my e-manual while watching a livestream and got caught.
My e-manual was so loud my dog came in to check on me.
I was doing my e-manual and my brother asked what the hell I was doing.
3
When you're on the internet and you're too lazy to get up and get a snack, so you just do yourself instead.
I skipped snack time and did my e-manual instead.
I was doing my e-manual while my mom was making dinner.
I did my e-manual and forgot about my homework.
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Using your hands to get yourself happy while you're online and pretending you have a life.
I was doing my e-manual while I was supposed to be studying.
My e-manual was so good I forgot about my job.
I did my e-manual and my friends asked why I was so tired.
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When you're on the internet and you're too busy getting yourself off to care about anything else.
I did my e-manual and missed my train.
I was doing my e-manual during my lunch break and got caught.
I did my e-manual and forgot about my date.
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When you're online and you're too distracted by your own hand to do anything else.
I was doing my e-manual and my cat joined in.
I did my e-manual and my mom asked what was going on.
I was doing my e-manual and my teacher sent me a message.
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