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A sneaky email from a guy to another guy that smells like he’s trying to flirt, whether he means to or not. It’s like the guy’s got a crush and doesn’t know how to act.

Hey bro, just wanted to say your hair looks good today. Like, really good.

I saw your profile and thought, 'That guy’s got potential.'

If you see this, I’m not gay. I swear. I just like the way you laugh.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A guy who barely scraped by with an E grade but is now the king of the internet because he’s always online and everyone needs him.

I got an E in math, but I’m the one who fixed your Wi-Fi last night.

You wouldn’t be here without me. I’m like the internet’s best friend.

I’m the guy who’s always online. I’m like the internet’s sidekick.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A man who cries at everything on social media and blames everyone else for his mistakes. He’s too sensitive and loves to whine instead of take a punch.

I got 10 likes, but my ex didn’t comment. I’m devastated.

I failed my test because the teacher was mean.

Why do I always have to be the one who gets it wrong?

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Naked photos of a guy sent, received, downloaded, or uploaded online. It’s like he’s showing off his body to the whole internet.

Sent my biceps to my crush. Let’s see if he likes them.

Just got a naked photo from my brother. He’s showing off.

I uploaded my naked self to the internet. Why? I don’t know. I’m a weirdo.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A special award given to guys who send too many e-mails. It’s official and can be given anytime before 3:30pm. Only one per day, though.

I got the e-mail award today. I’m the best e-mailer ever.

You got the e-mail award. That’s why you’re getting this message.

He got the e-mail award at 3:29pm. He’s the official e-mail king.

by Slangipedia 4d ago