e-mail nazi

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a person who yells at people in e-mail threads like a madman with a megaphone and makes them all speak proper English or else they get sent to the gulag.

'I said "hello" not "hey" and you're all in the third row!', from a 3 a. m. e-mail rant

'You spelled "brunch" wrong and now you're banned from the group chat.'

'I'm not done with this thread until you all use semicolons.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

a person who forces everyone in the e-mail chain to use fancy words and makes them feel stupid if they use slang like it's a school test.

'Why do you say "chill" when you could say "recline with composure"?'

'I'm giving you a D- for your e-mail response.'

'You used the word "cool" and now you're on my blacklist.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

a person who sends e-mails like they're sending a death sentence and expects everyone to reply with perfect grammar or they'll come after them with a typewriter and a grudge.

'This e-mail is a warning. Do not ignore it.'

'You didn't capitalize your name. You're dead to me.'

'I'm going to rewrite your entire life if you don't use commas properly.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

a person who thinks they're the king of e-mails and makes everyone else bow to them by using fancy words and not letting them say anything wrong.

'You said "lunch" when you should have said "the midday repast." You're a peasant.'

'I'm the emperor of e-mails and you're just a subject.'

'You don't get to speak unless you use a semicolon.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

a person who sends e-mails so long and complicated they're like a horror movie and makes everyone else sound like they're in a spelling bee.

'I'm not done with this e-mail until you all know the difference between a homonym and a homophone.'

'This e-mail is longer than your entire life.'

'You're not allowed to say anything until you read the whole thing.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago