e-mail monkey

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A terrible curse that happens to people who sit in boring offices and get too excited about getting an e-mail. It’s like being chased by a monkey who only wants to press the e-mail key.

My boss got e-mail monkey and started yelling at the printer for not sending him an e-mail.

I got e-mail monkey after my mom texted me a picture of my dog doing the moonwalk.

The intern got e-mail monkey and started typing with his feet.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A stupid illness that happens when someone can’t wait for an e-mail. It makes you twitchy, crazy, and sometimes a monkey will appear and climb on your back.

I got e-mail monkey after my crush sent me a message saying he liked me.

The programmer got e-mail monkey and started screaming at the keyboard.

My dad got e-mail monkey and tried to email the president.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A ridiculous sickness you get when you’re too eager for an e-mail. It makes you act like a monkey and press the e-mail key with your foot.

I got e-mail monkey after my mom emailed me a video of my dog eating my homework.

The boss got e-mail monkey and tried to email the moon.

The teacher got e-mail monkey and started typing with his nose.

by Slangipedia 4d ago