e-machine

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a cheap Korean computer company that sells broken PC's that die faster than a rat in a microwave.

My e-machine lasted 12 days. Then it exploded. Literally.

I bought an e-machine. It died before I finished my coffee.

My e-machine was so bad, it gave me a headache just looking at it.

a Korean PC company that sells junk that dies before your dog learns to walk.

I got an e-machine. It crashed before I opened my email.

My e-machine died so fast, it was like watching a snail sprint.

I bought an e-machine. It was so bad, it made my computer hate me.

a Korean company that makes PC's so cheap, they're like a used toaster from a landfill.

My e-machine died before I could even type my name.

I got an e-machine. It was slower than a turtle on a treadmill.

My e-machine crashed so fast, it was like watching a cartoon.