E + M

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A memory service that forgets everything you tell it. It’s like giving a kid a list of things to remember and then letting them eat a whole pizza before bed.

E + M: I told you my password was 'password' but you forgot it. Classic E + M.

E + M: I said the meeting was at 3, but you showed up at 3 PM. Who’s the idiot now?

E + M: You remembered my birthday but forgot my name. That’s the worst.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

What Ever Major Loser. It’s like throwing your hands in the air and yelling ‘You’re a total failure’ but with fingers and a face full of confusion.

E + M: I saw him make the W E M L sign and then throw his phone. Classic.

E + M: She did the hand thing and I had to figure out what she meant. Took me five minutes.

E + M: He did the sign and I had to ask him what it meant. He just walked away.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Another word for gorgeous. It’s like saying ‘you’re a total eye candy’ but with more swearing and less compliments.

E + M: She walked in and I said ‘E + M’ because she looked like a million bucks.

E + M: He’s so E + M, I almost fell over.

E + M: I saw him and I was like ‘E + M’ because he looked like a hot mess.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The worst guild in World of Warcraft. It’s like being stuck with a group of people who can’t even log in properly.

E + M: That guild is the worst. I almost quit the game.

E + M: They did a raid and it took three hours. Just to get a lousy boss.

E + M: They’re so bad, even the NPCs are laughing at them.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Evan and Malia. It’s like a love story but with more texting and less actual love.

E + M: Evan and Malia are so cute. I can’t stand it.

E + M: They’re always texting each other. It’s annoying.

E + M: They’re like a couple but they’re not even together. It’s confusing.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Mate, M(AT)E. It’s like saying ‘mate’ but with more confusion and less clarity.

E + M: I said ‘mate’ and he looked at me like I was crazy.

E + M: She said ‘M(AT)E’ and I had to ask her what it meant.

E + M: He said ‘M(AT)E’ and I thought he was talking to someone else.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Malakai and Ellie forever. It’s like a love story but with more drama and less actual love.

E + M: Malakai and Ellie are so dramatic. It’s exhausting.

E + M: They’re like a couple but they fight all the time.

E + M: They’re together forever, but I don’t know why.

by Slangipedia 14d ago