Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're too high on ecstacy to care if your pants are on or if your mom called.

I took 5 pills and now I'm dancing in my neighbor's yard.

My dog tried to bite me and I just laughed and said 'Nice try, buddy.'

I forgot my phone and my socks and my dignity.

2

You're so out of it you think your fridge is a friend and it's trying to tell you secrets.

I talked to my fridge for 20 minutes and it didn't say anything back.

I tried to eat my microwave and it started crying.

I asked my cat if it wanted to go to the store and it just stared at me.

3

You're so spaced out you can't tell if you're at a party or in a trash can.

I tried to dance but I was actually just falling over.

I thought my friend was a ghost and tried to wave at him.

I tried to eat a sandwich and it turned into a wrestling match.

4

You're so lost in your head you think your thoughts are coming out of your ears.

I yelled at my ear and it yelled back.

I tried to count to 10 and ended up singing a song about pizza.

I thought my hat was alive and tried to give it a hug.

5

You're so spaced out you can't tell if you're being cool or just being a fool.

I tried to be cool and ended up eating my shoes.

I said 'Hello' to a wall and it said nothing back.

I tried to walk but I was just floating.