e-loc

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Has a brain full of glitter and bad decisions. Constantly gets poked in the face with chicken fingers. Keeps to themselves. Doesn't give a rat's ass about anything.

@joeysucks You’re e-loc bro, I’ve seen you eat 12 chicken fingers at once

My cousin is e-loc. He eats cereal at 3 AM and cries about it.

E-loc is my mom. She texts me at 2 AM and says 'I miss you, I’m eating cereal.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A human who sings like they’re on fire and also has a drum set made of soup. People think they’re a normal person, but they’re actually a magical being who bonges juice. Don’t mess with them.

@toneloc is a wizard. He bonged orange juice and turned it into a firetruck.

I asked toneloc to sing, and now I have a drum set made of soup. I’m crying.

Toneloc is real. He’s my uncle. He bonged tea and broke my mom’s favorite mug.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A blunt that’s rolled so bad it looks like it was hit by a car. You can’t even smoke it without it falling apart. It’s the blunt equivalent of a broken leg.

My blunt is e-loc. It fell apart before I even lit it.

I tried to smoke an e-loc blunt. It crumbled like my dreams.

That blunt is e-loc. It’s got more layers than my grandma’s cake.

by Slangipedia 5d ago