e-literal

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As literal as a grandma trying to text with her thumbs while yelling at the TV. It’s like trying to explain your feelings through a broken walkie-talkie.

I said I was mad. He said, 'You’re just mad.' I said, 'No, I’m mad at you!' He said, 'Okay, you’re mad at me.'

She said, 'I’m gonna kill you.' I said, 'Okay, you’re gonna kill me.'

He said, 'I love you.' I said, 'Okay, you love me.' I said, 'I hate you.' He said, 'Okay, you hate me.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A person who can read a book on a screen but can’t read a menu at a burger place. It’s like they have a degree in e-books and a PhD in confusion.

He said, 'I can read an e-book!' I said, 'Okay, then read this menu!' He said, 'I can’t read this.'

She said, 'I can read an e-book!' I said, 'Okay, read this receipt!' She said, 'I can’t read this.'

He said, 'I can read an e-book!' I said, 'Okay, read this label!' He said, 'I can’t read this.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A person who thinks a computer is a magical box that only works when it feels like it. They can’t tell a mouse from a keyboard and would probably yell at a WiFi signal.

He said, 'I clicked it!' I said, 'Okay, it’s not working.' He said, 'I clicked it again!' I said, 'It’s still not working.'

She said, 'I pressed the button!' I said, 'Okay, it’s not working.' She said, 'I pressed the button again!' I said, 'It’s still not working.'

He said, 'I turned it on!' I said, 'Okay, it’s not working.' He said, 'I turned it off!' I said, 'It’s still not working.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The weapon that makes you want to punch a kid in the face. It’s like the Sniper of Splatoon 2, and if you don’t aim it right, you’ll get stabbed by a kid from Tokyo who thinks they’re a god.

He shot me with the e-literal. I said, 'I’m gonna kill you.' He said, 'Okay, you’re gonna kill me.' I said, 'I hate you.' He said, 'Okay, you hate me.'

She shot me with the e-literal. I said, 'I’m gonna kill you.' She said, 'Okay, you’re gonna kill me.' I said, 'I hate you.' She said, 'Okay, you hate me.'

He shot me with the e-literal. I said, 'I’m gonna kill you.' He said, 'Okay, you’re gonna kill me.' I said, 'I hate you.' He said, 'Okay, you hate me.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago