Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you pretend to be holy without leaving your couch, using a screen instead of a church.

I said my prayers on my phone while eating pizza.

I watched the mass on my TV and still failed my math test.

I clicked 'like' on the sermon and called it a day.

2

Using the internet to avoid real people and still feel important.

I joined a church group and never showed up.

I had a whole online confession and still ate my sins for breakfast.

I got a digital blessing and called it a miracle.

3

When you think you're doing god's work, but you're just scrolling through sermons.

I got saved by a YouTube video and still don't know what that means.

I prayed to my phone and it didn't answer.

I texted god and got a busy signal.

4

When you think you're in church, but you're just watching a guy on a screen talk.

I watched the priest on my phone and still didn't understand the sermon.

I got a 'blessing' from a video and still failed my life.

I said 'Amen' to a screen and called it a good day.

5

When you're too busy being lazy to go to church, but you still want to feel holy.

I got saved from my couch and still didn't get up.

I watched the mass while playing video games.

I said my prayers while eating ice cream.

6

When you use the internet to avoid real church and still think you're spiritual.

I got a blessing from my phone and still didn't get my life together.

I watched the mass and still failed my math test.

I said my prayers and still didn't finish my homework.