e-lick

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Sending a lick through email like you’re trying to make someone’s brain melt.
I just e-licked you 12 times. You’re welcome.
He e-licked me during lunch. I cried.
She e-licked the whole class. We all got detention.
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When you use email to send a lick so strong it could wake the dead.
I e-licked my mom. She yelled at my dad.
He e-licked me at 2 AM. I lost my job.
They e-licked the principal. He quit.
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Emailing a lick so bad it smells like burnt toast and regret.
She e-licked me with a photo of her cat. I felt bad.
He e-licked me with a video. I cried.
I e-licked my friend. He blocked me.
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Using email like it’s a licking machine for your enemies.
I e-licked my enemy. He got a bruise on his brain.
She e-licked the whole school. They all got sick.
He e-licked me with a picture of his ex. I died inside.
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When you email someone so hard it feels like you licked them through the screen.
I e-licked my crush. He blushed.
She e-licked me during a test. I failed.
He e-licked me at midnight. I screamed.
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Emailing a lick so strong it could make your brain explode.
I e-licked my brother. He got a brain freeze.
She e-licked me with a joke. I laughed so hard I cried.
He e-licked me with a scream. I got a headache.
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