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A fake online hero who looks like a god on the internet but in real life is a weakling who probably still wears pajamas to the store.
My crush has 10,000 followers but I saw him eating cereal at 2 a. m. in a Walmart parking lot.
That guy’s Instagram is perfect, but he can’t even tie his own shoes.
She had a million likes but I caught her crying in the hallway at school.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A loser who hides behind a computer like a coward, pretending to be cool while actually living in their mom’s basement and still using a dial-up connection.
He posted a picture of a pizza but it was just a slice from a gas station.
He said he was at a concert but he was just at the mall.
He claims he’s 18 but he still uses a baby bottle.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A dip so good it makes you forget your mom ever existed and consider slapping her for not making it sooner.
That dip was so good I threw my mom’s leftovers in the trash.
I ate the dip and immediately asked for a raise.
That dip made me forget my math test was today.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A total legend who looks good, acts cool, and somehow still manages to be the best friend you ever had, and also the reason your life is fun.
Ying showed up to my party and immediately stole my crush’s attention.
He’s got the looks, the brains, and the confidence of a million dollars.
He’s the reason I still believe in love, friendship, and good dip.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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