e-knot

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when you get hitched online like a f***ing spam email that won't go away

'I tied the e-knot while my mom was on a Zoom call with her ex.'

'He proposed during a webinar and I said yes before the presentation ended.'

'They got married on Facebook and now they fight over likes.'

the act of getting married through the Internet, like your grandpa f***ing up a video call

'I tied the e-knot while my dog was barking in the background.'

'They said 'I do' on a video chat and now they're stuck with each other.'

'My cousin got married on TikTok and now she's famous.'

when you get married online, like your ex f***ing you over a livestream

'They tied the e-knot while the whole family was watching on YouTube.'

'He proposed during a live stream and I said yes before the ads came on.'

'They got married on Instagram and now they fight over followers.'

when you get married over the Internet, like your neighbor f***ing your cat on Zoom

'They tied the e-knot during a Zoom meeting and now they're stuck with each other.'

'I said 'I do' while my cat was eating my laptop.'

'They got married on a video call and now they're fighting over the Wi-Fi.'

the Internet version of getting married, like your dad f***ing your mom on a video call

'They tied the e-knot on a video call and now they're stuck together.'

'My dad proposed during a webinar and I said yes before the presentation ended.'

'They got married online and now they fight over the best app.'

when you get married through the Internet, like your f***ing brother texting your sister

'They tied the e-knot through a text message and now they're stuck together.'

'My brother proposed via DM and my sister said yes before the message finished sending.'

'They got married on a messaging app and now they fight over the Wi-Fi.'