E-Juice

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The stuff you pour into a vape pen so you can blow smoke and smell like a sweaty gym sock.

My mom thinks e-juice is just juice from a fruit. She’s wrong. It’s magic and hate.

My brother vapes e-juice and then coughs like he’s been choking on a raccoon.

I tried e-juice once. Now I dream about dying in a fire.

The goo you get when you dig your finger into an e-girl’s snatch and pull out the wet stuff like it’s a treasure map.

I saw my cousin do that in class. The teacher gave her a detention and a warning about sniffing her own armpit.

My friend says e-girl pussy juice tastes like regret and melted crayons.

I tried e-girl juice once. My tongue still smells like a dead mouse.

The liquid you get from squeezing an e-boy or e-girl until they look like a wet sock and it all comes out in a slimy puddle.

My sister tried e-juice from an e-boy. Now she cries and smells like a gym sock that’s been in a trash can.

I got e-juice on my face. Now I look like I’ve been licked by a dog that smells like a wet sock.

My friend’s e-juice is so strong, it made the whole class sneeze like a pack of raccoons.