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Sending fake love, fake hugs, or fake vibes through a screen because you're too lazy to actually show up or talk to them face to face. It’s like giving a digital pat on the back with a side of spam.
Hey, I hope your day is as good as your hair. (Sent on your birthday, 2 minutes before your ex texted you.)
Happy anniversary, you slob. I hope your toaster doesn't explode again.
I sent you a group email with 12 other people. It was a mistake. Probably.