e-journal

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A fancy way to say you're writing down your life like you're the king of the blog world and everyone else is just a peasant.
I posted my e-journal today. My mom cried. I don't know why.
My e-journal is 200 pages. I'm famous. I'm not.
I write my e-journal in a bathroom. I'm not proud.
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A diary you use to brag about your life to people who don't care but still read it because they're desperate.
My e-journal has 1,000 followers. None of them are my friends.
I wrote about my dog in my e-journal. He's not impressed.
I posted my e-journal at 2 a. m. My brain is dead.
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A place where you write about your day like it's a soap opera and you're the main star.
I had a fight with my sister. I wrote about it in my e-journal. It's now a full-blown drama.
My e-journal is my life. My life is a mess. So is my e-journal.
I wrote my e-journal on the toilet. It's not pretty.
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A diary you use to talk about your feelings like you're in a therapy session but with more swearing.
I cried in my e-journal. It was a good cry. My dog laughed.
I wrote my e-journal in all caps. My brain is loud.
I took my e-journal to school. My teacher called me a menace.
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A way to write down your life like you're famous and everyone is watching your every move.
I posted my e-journal. My mom liked it. I'm not sure why.
I write my e-journal like I'm on TV. I'm not. But I pretend.
My e-journal has 10 followers. I'm a star.
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A diary you write in when you're too lazy to text but still want to show off.
I wrote my e-journal instead of texting. My mom called me a show-off.
I wrote about my day in my e-journal. It's 10 pages long. I'm tired.
I write my e-journal on my phone. It's like a text but longer.
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