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When a guy takes forever to finish and then only plops out a few drops, making the girl want to scream and throw a pillow.

He took 20 minutes and then just dripped a little. I felt like I got tricked.

I was halfway through my third drink and he still hadn't finished. Then he just gave me a little plop.

He promised fireworks and I got a sparkler. I was so mad.

When a guy takes so long to finish that the girl is half-asleep, and then he just gives her a little wet spot and calls it a day.

I was snoring and he still hadn't finished. Then he just gave me a little spot and said 'good night.'

He took so long I fell asleep on his chest. Then he just plopped a little and left.

I was dreaming about pizza and he just gave me a little wet spot.

When a guy tries really hard to finish but ends up barely getting anything out, making the girl feel like she was cheated.

He was trying so hard, but at the end he just gave me a little. I felt like I got scammed.

He was doing the whole thing and then just gave me a little. I was like, 'Was that it?'

He was working up a sweat and then just gave me a little. I was so confused.