e-jinks

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An e-jinks is when two people online chat and accidentally send the same message at the same time. The one who got jinked has to sit there and listen to the other person talk about their day, their ex, and their weird coffee habit like it’s a damn podcast.
'I’m gonna get coffee.' / 'I’m gonna get coffee.'
'I miss my mom.' / 'I miss my mom.'
'I’m gonna win the lottery.' / 'I’m gonna win the lottery.'
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An e-jinks is when two people online both say the same thing at the same time. The one who got jinked is stuck listening to the other person rant about their day, their bad hair, and their weird dating life like it’s a live stream.
'I’m gonna eat pizza.' / 'I’m gonna eat pizza.'
'I hate my job.' / 'I hate my job.'
'I’m gonna get rich.' / 'I’m gonna get rich.'
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An e-jinks is when two people online say the same thing at the same time. The one who got jinked has to sit there and take the other person’s life story, their weird hobbies, and their stupid pet like it’s a damn interview.
'I’m gonna get a dog.' / 'I’m gonna get a dog.'
'I love my mom.' / 'I love my mom.'
'I’m gonna be famous.' / 'I’m gonna be famous.'
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An e-jinks is when two people online say the same thing at the same time. The one who got jinked has to listen to the other person talk about their day, their weird snacks, and their bad decisions like it’s a live podcast.
'I’m gonna eat cereal for dinner.' / 'I’m gonna eat cereal for dinner.'
'I’m tired of my job.' / 'I’m tired of my job.'
'I’m gonna be a rockstar.' / 'I’m gonna be a rockstar.'
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An e-jinks is when two people online say the same thing at the same time. The one who got jinked has to listen to the other person talk about their day, their weird friends, and their bad decisions like it’s a live interview.
'I’m gonna get a tattoo.' / 'I’m gonna get a tattoo.'
'I hate my life.' / 'I hate my life.'
'I’m gonna be rich.' / 'I’m gonna be rich.'
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An e-jinks is when two people online say the same thing at the same time. The one who got jinked has to sit there and take the other person’s life story, their weird snacks, and their stupid pet like it’s a damn podcast.
'I’m gonna get a cat.' / 'I’m gonna get a cat.'
'I love my dad.' / 'I love my dad.'
'I’m gonna be a billionaire.' / 'I’m gonna be a billionaire.'
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