e-jib

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E-jib is when you type like a crazy person in emails or AIM, making everything sound ridiculous, funny, and sometimes like you’re high on glitter and rage.

I just sent my teacher a message that said, 'You’re the worst teacher ever, and I’m gonna fail you because I feel like it.'

My friend typed, 'I’m eating cereal for dinner, and I’m not sorry.'

I told my mom, 'You’re the reason I hate life, and I’m gonna start a cult about it.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

E-jib is like talking to a brick wall, but the wall is funny and says terrible jokes back at you.

My brother wrote, 'You’re a f***ing loser, and I’m gonna beat you up in your sleep.'

My crush said, 'I think you’re the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen, and I’m gonna marry you in 2025.'

My dog sent me a message that said, 'I’m hungry and I want treats.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

E-jib is when you type like you’re mad, tired, and also slightly insane, and it makes everyone around you laugh or cry.

I told my friend, 'You’re the worst friend ever, and I’m gonna start a new life without you.'

My sister wrote, 'I’m gonna eat all the pizza, and you can’t stop me.'

My teacher said, 'If you don’t behave, I’m gonna fail you and your entire family.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

E-jib is like being a sassy kid who doesn’t know when to stop talking, and they send you messages that are longer than a novel.

My friend said, 'You’re the worst, and I’m gonna beat you up in the cafeteria, and then I’m gonna beat you up in the library.'

My crush wrote, 'I love you more than pizza, and I’m gonna marry you in 2025, and then I’m gonna leave you for my best friend.'

My mom sent me a message that said, 'You’re the worst kid ever, and I’m gonna ground you for life.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

E-jib is when you talk to people like they’re your enemies, your best friends, and also your future exes, all in the same message.

I told my friend, 'You’re the worst, but I still love you, and I’m gonna beat you up in the gym.'

My crush said, 'I love you, but I’m also gonna beat you up in the gym, and I’m gonna leave you for my best friend.'

My teacher wrote, 'You’re the worst student ever, but I still like you, and I’m gonna give you an A.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago