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When Xessive and dizzy both try to be the main guy and end up being the worst in the room

Xessive said he was the boss. Dizzy said he was the boss. They both got fired.

They both talked over each other like they were fighting for the last donut.

Xessive called dizzy a poser. Dizzy called Xessive a fake. They both got called out by the boss.

Xessive and dizzy arguing like they're in a trash can and someone just threw a pizza at them

Xessive said dizzy was a nobody. Dizzy said Xessive was a nobody. They both got called nobody.

They both talked at the same time. The meeting got canceled. No one was happy.

Xessive said dizzy was a mess. Dizzy said Xessive was a mess. They both got called a mess.

Xessive and dizzy trying to be the best but both being the worst at the same time

Xessive said he was the king. Dizzy said he was the king. They both got called the king of the worst.

They both tried to finish the same sentence. It was like a disaster.

Xessive talked for 10 minutes. Dizzy talked for 10 minutes. The meeting ran over by 3 hours.