e-jerk

"You're just a keyboard warrior!" he said, like he had never been kicked out of a group chat before.

She called him a "digital dumpster fire" in the comments section.

He posted a rant about how everyone else is a loser but he's the chosen one.

He said, "You're a loser," and then he blocked her.

She replied with a meme and a middle finger.

They kept arguing until the whole group chat exploded.

He said, "You're a complete waste of oxygen," and then he took a sip of coffee.

She rolled her eyes and said, "You're the waste of oxygen," and then she took a longer sip of coffee.

They kept fighting until the meeting was over and no one remembered what the meeting was about.