Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when your online crush decides you're not worth the internet connection.

He texted me: 'You're like a bad WiFi signal. I'm cutting you off.'

She posted: 'He's not my type. He's more like my ex's type.'

He said, 'You're not worth the data plan.'

2

getting thrown out of a relationship because you're too annoying to keep.

He DM'd: 'You're louder than my dog's bark. I'm done.'

She said, 'You're like a broken toaster. I can't unplug you.'

He texted: 'You're the reason I hate Mondays.'

3

when your crush decides you're not worth their time or their feelings.

He said, 'You're like a free trial. It's over now.'

She posted: 'He's not my type. He's more like my ex's type.'

He texted: 'You're not worth my feelings.'

4

when someone dumps you like you're a bad app you can't uninstall.

He said, 'You're like a virus. I'm deleting you.'

She posted: 'He's not my type. He's more like my ex's type.'

He texted: 'You're not worth my phone storage.'

5

when you're dumped so hard it feels like your whole online life just crashed.

He said, 'You're like a dead battery. I'm done charging you.'

She texted: 'You're not worth my time or my feelings.'

He posted: 'You're the reason I hate online relationships.'

6

when you're kicked out of a relationship like you were never there.

He said, 'You're like a ghost. I can't see you.'

She posted: 'He's not my type. He's more like my ex's type.'

He texted: 'You're not worth my time.'