Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

stay put like a piece of crap glued to the floor

I ain't moving unless you bring me pizza and a drink.

I'm not getting up even if the world explodes.

I'm sitting here like I own the chair.

2

refuse to leave even if a dragon is breathing fire on your butt

I’m not moving unless you give me a million dollars.

I’d rather die than stand up.

Even my dog is tired of me sitting here.

3

sit there like you're the boss of the seat

This seat is my throne and I'm not leaving.

I'm sitting here like I have a job to do.

I’m not moving until the chair tells me to.

4

just stay there like a meatball in a sauce

I'm not moving even if you throw spaghetti at me.

I'm stuck in this seat like a meatball in marinara.

I'm sitting here like I'm in a food fight.

5

stay put like you’re married to the chair

I'm not moving unless the chair says I can go.

This seat is my wife and I won't leave her.

I'd rather die than get up.

6

just sit there like you’re in a prison sentence

I'm sitting here like I got life in prison.

This seat is my cell and I'm not leaving.

I’d rather rot here than stand up.