Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who sends his noodle to random girls online while they’re trying to sleep. He’s got no life and a lot of shame.

DM: 'Hey, wanna see my meat?' (At 2 a. m.)

Zoom call at work: 'Hey, I’m not here.' (He was jacking off on a Zoom call.)

Text: 'I’m doing this right now. You’re watching.' (He sent a video.)

2

A guy who thinks he’s hot and sends his junk to girls who don’t want it. He’s like a dog who won’t stop barking.

Text: 'I’m hard. You’re watching.' (He sent a selfie.)

Zoom meeting: 'I’m here. I’m not.' (He was jacking off.)

DM: 'Wanna see my meat? I’m desperate.' (He sent a video.)

3

A man who sends his meat to girls who are not in the mood. He’s like a kid who won’t stop peeing on the floor.

Text: 'I’m doing this right now. You’re watching.' (He sent a video.)

Zoom: 'I’m not here. I’m here.' (He was jacking off.)

DM: 'Hey, wanna see my meat? I’m lonely.' (He sent a selfie.)

4

A guy who jacks off on webcam for girls who don’t want to see it. He’s like a dog who won’t stop barking at the mailman.

Text: 'Hey, I’m doing this now.' (He sent a video.)

Zoom: 'I’m not here.' (He was jacking off.)

DM: 'Wanna see my meat? I’m desperate.' (He sent a selfie.)

5

A man who sends his meat to girls who are not in the mood. He’s like a kid who won’t stop peeing on the floor.

Text: 'I’m here. I’m not.' (He was jacking off.)

Zoom: 'I’m doing this right now.' (He sent a video.)

DM: 'Wanna see my meat? I’m lonely.' (He sent a selfie.)

6

A guy who jacks off on webcam for random girls. He’s got no life and a lot of shame. Everyone hates an e-jacker.

Text: 'I’m doing this now.' (He sent a video.)

Zoom: 'I’m not here.' (He was jacking off.)

DM: 'Hey, wanna see my meat?' (He sent a selfie.)