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when tech messes up your health so bad you wish you had a disease instead of a doctor

The app said I had a broken leg but I was just tripping on my own dumb ass.

My EKG machine started a fight with my heart and now it’s in ICU.

The nurse thought I was allergic to the sun because the tablet said I was a vampire.

when your doctor’s fancy gadgets make your health problems worse than they were before

The robot gave me the wrong pill and now I’m green and screaming.

The app said I had a brain tumor but I just forgot my password.

The machine told me I had 200 hearts and now I’m confused.

when your health tech turns you into a confused mess instead of helping you get better

My blood pressure machine told me I was a superhero but I just had a bad day.

The EKG said my heart was dancing and now I’m dizzy.

The app told me I was a ghost and now I’m walking through walls.

when health tech messes up your life so bad you wish you had a flu instead of a smart doctor

The tablet told me I had a dragon in my stomach and now I’m eating fire.

The machine said my brain was a disco and now I’m dancing in my head.

The app thought I was a zombie and now I’m eating my lunch.

when your health tech does more harm than good and you're just tired of all the nonsense

My heart monitor said I had a million hearts and now I’m confused.

The app thought I was a robot and now I’m malfunctioning.

The machine told me I was a vampire and now I’m biting my pillow.