e-hutch

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A nickname for Eric Hutchinson that sounds like a trash can full of bad decisions.
My e-hutch is late again. He’s probably eating a taco and crying.
Why is my e-hutch still alive? He should’ve died in 2015.
My e-hutch just texted me a meme. I’m scared.
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Eric Hutchinson’s name when he’s too lazy to spell it right and just wants to make everyone mad.
My e-hutch spelled 'hutch' as 'hux' and now I'm confused.
I called my e-hutch 'E-Hux' and he cried.
My e-hutch sent me a text that said 'I hate everyone.' I believe him.
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A name so short it could’ve been written on a napkin by a drunk man.
My e-hutch wrote his name on a napkin and it was legible.
I asked my e-hutch if he was a napkin. He said yes.
My e-hutch tried to spell his name and it looked like a grocery list.
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The name Eric Hutchinson goes by when he’s too lazy to do anything but send you a text that makes you question your life.
My e-hutch texted me and now I’m questioning my life choices.
I asked my e-hutch why he’s so lazy. He said, 'Why not?'
My e-hutch sent me a text that said, 'I’m tired.' I’m also tired.
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Eric Hutchinson’s name when he’s too busy eating tacos to spell it correctly.
My e-hutch is eating tacos and spelling his name wrong again.
I asked my e-hutch if he was a taco. He said, 'Yes, and I’m proud.'
My e-hutch spelled his name like a taco menu. I’m impressed.
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