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When you drop cash online to feel like a saint, even though you're just a cheap, lazy, self-centered pig who doesn't care if the people you help get trampled by your bad life choices.
I donated $5 to a dog shelter, but I still eat steak every day.
I gave $10 to a charity, but I spent $50 on a new phone.
I donated to a cause, but I still bought a $200 hoodie.