e-hookup

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When an e-pimp’s online flirting gets so good he actually gets laid by someone he met on the internet.

I got laid by a guy I talked to on Instagram. That's an e-hookup, baby.

My cousin said he met his girlfriend on Tinder. That's an e-hookup, plain and simple.

I messaged a girl on Twitter and now we're doing each other's laundry. That's an e-hookup.

A digital pickup that goes from a wink on a screen to a real-life face-palm.

I swiped right on a guy, and now he's showing up at my door. That's an e-hookup.

I texted a girl, and now she's texting me back every hour. That's an e-hookup.

I liked a post and now he's asking me out. That's an e-hookup.

When someone you talked to online ends up in your bed, and you're too dumb to realize it was all a trap.

I talked to this guy on Discord, and now he's in my bed. That's an e-hookup.

I started a group chat with her, and now we're doing each other's taxes. That's an e-hookup.

I messaged her on Facebook, and now we're dating. That's an e-hookup.

A connection made through the internet that ends up with you getting your pants off.

I talked to this girl on TikTok, and now we're having sex. That's an e-hookup.

I sent a DM to a guy, and now he's my new best friend. That's an e-hookup.

I chatted with a guy on Reddit, and now we're sleeping together. That's an e-hookup.

When an e-pimp’s online skills are so good they turn a random internet stranger into a real-life lover.

I met this girl on LinkedIn, and now we're dating. That's an e-hookup.

I talked to a guy on YouTube, and now he's my boyfriend. That's an e-hookup.

I started a Discord server with a girl, and now we're getting married. That's an e-hookup.

When someone you talked to online ends up in your pants, and you're too dumb to know it was a setup.

I messaged a guy on Twitter, and now we're sleeping together. That's an e-hookup.

I talked to a girl on Instagram, and now she's my girlfriend. That's an e-hookup.

I sent a DM to a guy, and now he's my new best friend. That's an e-hookup.