e-holmes

2 views · Added 4d ago · 6 definitions

A guy with a meaty sausage and looks like a god. He laughs at your dumb jokes and makes you feel like the best person ever even when you're just average. He's the kind of guy who makes your heart flutter and your pants feel tight.

Hey e-holmes, I just saw your profile and I'm already hard.

You're like the king of the school and I'm just the peasant.

I'm not even drunk and I'm already falling for you.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

This guy has a cock so big it could make a donkey jealous. He's the type who'll make you laugh until you cry and still make you feel like you're the only one in the room.

You're like the best thing that ever happened to me.

I'm not even high and I'm already in love.

You're the reason I skipped class today.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A guy with a dick so big it could be a new kind of meat. He's the funniest guy in the room and he'll make you feel like you're the star of the show even when you're just there.

You're like the main character and I'm just the sidekick.

I'm not even tired and I'm already obsessed.

You're the reason I came to school today.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

This guy's cock is so big it could be a new holiday. He's hilarious and makes you feel like you're the best person in the world even when you're just okay.

You're like the best thing that ever happened to me.

I'm not even hungry and I'm already distracted.

You're the reason I skipped dinner.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A guy with a cock so big it could be a new kind of food. He's the funniest person in the room and he'll make you feel like you're the center of attention even when you're just there.

You're like the main event and I'm just the appetizer.

I'm not even bored and I'm already smiling.

You're the reason I came to school today.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

This guy has a cock so big it could be a new kind of legend. He's the funniest guy you'll ever meet and he'll make you feel like you're the most important person in the room even when you're just average.

You're like the hero of my story and I'm just the sidekick.

I'm not even tired and I'm already in love.

You're the reason I skipped breakfast.

by Slangipedia 4d ago