e-hoarder

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A person who downloads every single thing they see online, even if it's garbage, just because they think they might need it someday. They have more files than a librarian who got fired for talking to the books.

"I downloaded 50 versions of the same movie just in case the first one broke.", A guy who still has 2 terabytes of cat videos.

"I have 1000 songs I've never heard, but I'm still downloading more.", A person who hasn't touched their phone in 3 years.

"I have 200 episodes of a show I don't even like, but I'm not deleting any.", A guy who cries when he deletes a file.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Someone who keeps every email they ever got, even the ones from people who don't know who they are anymore. They're like a spam folder with a personality.

"I kept that email from 2012 about free pizza because I thought it might come true.", A guy who still checks his inbox every day.

"I have 500 emails from my ex about the same fight.", A woman who can't let go of the past.

"I didn't delete that email from my old boss even though he's dead.", A guy who's still scared of his old job.

by Slangipedia 5d ago