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A net-lurkin' tramp who flirts with every guy and guy who looks at her twice.

"I had 12 messages from him in one hour. He was like, 'You're my new obsession.' I was like, 'You're my new annoyance.'"

"She had 40 likes on her profile. I asked her why she was still single. She said, 'I’m too busy being a legend.'"

"He DM’d her, 'You're my dream girl.' She replied, 'You're my nightmare.'"

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A person who uses dating apps just to flirt and laugh at the people who fall for it.

"He swiped right on 50 girls in one night. He didn’t even know their names."

"She matched with 10 guys, and they all asked her out. She said, 'I’m not dating all of you. I’m just teasing you.'"

"He told her, 'You're the best thing to happen to me.' She said, 'You're the worst thing to happen to me.'"

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A person who gets dragged into one-night stands and leaves with a broken heart every time.

"He asked her out, and she said yes. He asked her to stay over, and she said yes. He asked her to move in, and she said no."

"She went out with 5 guys in one week. They all said they loved her. She said she hated them all."

"He asked her to be his girlfriend. She said, 'I’m just your temporary escape.'"

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A part of Hollywood that smells like tacos and weird religion. It’s not cool, it’s not fancy, it’s just loud and weird.

"I went to Hel Mel and saw a guy wearing a hat that said, 'I believe in aliens.'"

"There’s a guy in Little Armenia who thinks he’s a prophet. He yells at people in the street."

"I walked past a Scientologist who was trying to convince my dog to join a cult."

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The new kid at the tech company. They get the boring jobs, the worst coffee, and the boss yells at them all day.

"My boss said, 'You're the e-ho. You're the reason we're all tired.'"

"She got stuck with the task of organizing 200 spreadsheets. She said, 'I'm going to quit.'"

"He had to fix the printer 15 times in one day. He said, 'I'm not a tech person. I'm a human being.'"

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A person who shows up in every music video like they're paid to be there. They're the background, but they're the reason the video looks good.

"She was in 10 music videos last year. She said, 'I'm not the main star. I'm the reason the main star looks good.'"

"He was in 5 videos. He said, 'I'm not the singer. I'm the person who makes the singer look good.'"

"She was in every music video of the year. She said, 'I'm the reason the videos are amazing.'"

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A person who has sex with everyone, and they don't care who knows it. They're proud of it, and they don't let anyone else make them feel bad about it.

"He had sex with 10 girls in one week. He said, 'I'm not a ho. I'm a legend.'"

"She had sex with 20 guys in one month. She said, 'I'm not a ho. I'm a goddess.'"

"He said, 'I don't care if you call me a ho. I'm still the best.'"

by Slangipedia 4d ago