e-Grounded

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A website where people post dumb jokes, naked pictures, and laugh at your dad's tiny pebble. Everyone there is a weirdo who thinks being silly is the best thing ever.
'Bro, check out this guy's avatar. It's just a potato.'
'Why do we even exist? Because the internet says so.'
'I just got banned for calling the principal a cheeseburger.'
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When your parents take away your phone, tablet, and video games because you failed math, cursed your teacher, and spent all your money on snacks.
'Mom, I didn't fail math. I just forgot to do my homework.'
'Dad, I didn't curse the teacher. I just said he smelled like old pizza.'
'Why do I have to eat cereal for a week? I didn't even spill it!'
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