Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To send a gross flirty message to someone on their social media without them asking for it.

Hey babe, I think you're hot. Also, I’m single. Also, I’m not a kid.

I saw your profile pic and now I’m obsessed. Also, I’m not a creep.

You have nice hair. Also, I’m not a robot.

2

When you message someone on social media just to be a bother and act like you’re cute.

Hey, I noticed your face. Also, I have no life.

You look like someone I’d want to date. Also, I’m not funny.

I saw your post and now I’m mad at myself for not being you.

3

Sending someone a message on their social media just to be a nuisance and pretend you’re smooth.

Hey, I think you’re cool. Also, I have no friends.

I saw you and now I’m sad. Also, I’m not a fan of sadness.

You’re cute. Also, I’m not a fan of being weird.

4

Texting someone on their social media without them asking just to act like you’re charming.

Hey, I think you’re hot. Also, I’m not charming.

You’re nice. Also, I’m not a fan of being nice.

I saw your post and now I’m jealous. Also, I’m not a fan of jealousy.

5

Messaging someone on their social media just to be a pain and pretend you’re cool.

Hey, I think you’re cool. Also, I’m not cool.

You look good. Also, I’m not good.

I saw your face and now I’m sad. Also, I’m not a fan of sadness.

6

To write a flirty message on someone’s social media without them asking just to be a bother.

Hey, I think you’re cute. Also, I’m not cute.

You’re nice. Also, I’m not nice.

I saw your post and now I’m confused. Also, I’m not a fan of confusion.