e-grieving

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When you cry like a baby over some internet stranger who died, even though you never talked to them and only knew their fake name.
I just lost my online bestie @FakePerson2003. How could they die before I got to post 1000 comments?
RIP Mr. Anonymous. You were my only friend in the whole wide world.
I knew her for 3 days. Now I'm writing a eulogy for her. I'm sad.
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Being so sad about someone you barely knew online that you almost throw up in a group chat.
Just found out my favorite troll died. I'm gonna throw up in the comments section.
RIP @SpamLord. You made my life a living hell. Now you're dead. I'm sad.
I cried so hard over a guy who just posted memes for 2 years.
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When you get so worked up about someone dying online that you start yelling at their profile picture.
I yelled at her photo like it was her. 'Why did you leave me? I had 300 likes left!'
I screamed at his face for 10 minutes. He didn’t even know I existed.
I had a full-blown meltdown over a guy who never replied to my DMs.
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Getting so emotional over a dead internet friend that you start crying in a Discord server.
I was in a Discord server and started bawling over a guy who died. No one knew why.
I cried for 30 minutes in a Discord call. It was awkward.
I cried in a Discord server for a guy who only sent me 2 messages.
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When you’re so heartbroken over someone who died online that you start writing them a 500-word letter in the comments.
I wrote a 500-word letter to her in the comments. She never read it.
I cried and wrote her a whole essay about how she was my best friend online.
I wrote a letter in the comments. She had 5 likes. I had 500.
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You get so sad about a dead internet friend that you start following their family on Facebook just to feel better.
I followed their whole family on Facebook just to feel closer to them.
I started messaging their mom. She didn’t know who I was.
I followed their brother just to see if he was also a loser online.
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