e-glect

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When someone ignores your emails so bad it’s like you never existed. They’re too busy staring at their phone like it’s the last piece of cake on Earth.

My mom sent me 10 emails about my grandma’s funeral and I didn’t reply. She texted me: 'You’re worse than the internet.'

He ignored my email about the party and showed up 3 hours late with a hangover. I called him 'the ghost of email past.'

I emailed my friend for help with homework. He replied with a meme and a thumbs up. I called him 'the human version of a spam filter.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When you’re so lazy you let emails pile up like a mountain of trash. You’re too busy binge-watching cat videos to even say hi.

I had 50 unread emails from my crush and I still said 'I’m fine' when she asked how I was.

He didn’t reply to my email about the test and ended up failing it. I said, 'You’re not just e-glecting me, you’re e-glecting the whole class.'

I sent my friend an email about the movie, and he replied with a single 'lol.' I called him 'the king of e-glect.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When you’re so rude you don’t even bother to read an email. You’re like a dog who doesn’t want to walk and just stares at you.

She sent me an email about our project and I replied with 'whatever.' She called me 'the human version of a deleted message.'

He didn’t reply to my email about the meeting and showed up late with a coffee. I called him 'the e-glectful man.'

I emailed my friend about the game and he said, 'I’ll play later.' I said, 'You’re e-glecting the game and your friend.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago