Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When the universe gives you a free pass to be annoying and you take it like a boss

I got a 60 on my math test and I still posted it like I won the lottery

My crush texted me and I ignored him to reply to a meme

I spilled my coffee on my mom and it was like a victory dance

2

When everything goes your way and you still act like you’re doing it all by yourself

I got into my dream school and still called my mom a failure

My dog ate my homework and I got an A

I got a free taco and acted like I just won the Super Bowl

3

When you’re so confident you think the world revolves around you and you’re not wrong

I posted my lunch and 10 people liked it

My dog looked at me and I knew he was impressed

I woke up late and still got to class before anyone else

4

When life gives you a freebie and you act like you earned it with sweat and tears

I got a free pizza and I still said I worked for it

My friend failed my class and I still got an A

I missed my bus and still got to school first

5

When you’re so good at being bad that people think it’s a skill

I failed my test and it was like a trophy moment

I skipped class and got a free lunch

I drew on my face and it was art

6

When you’re so lucky you think it’s a personal trait

I won a raffle and it was like I planned it

I got a free snack and I called it a strategy

I got a 50 on my test and it was like I cheated on purpose