E-girl Haylee

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A 5'6" girl who acts like she's got a brain the size of a raisin but somehow still manages to be cool. She makes weird noises like a pterodactyl on a caffeine crash.

She just screamed into her pillow like it owed her money.

She tried to explain calculus like it was a TikTok trend.

She made a noise so loud it scared my dog into stealing my lunch.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A slightly brain-dead 5'6" girl who makes noises like she's trying to wake up a dinosaur.

She texted me, 'i’m so tired i could sleep for a week and still be tired.'

She yelled at her phone like it had insulted her family.

She tried to sing a song and it sounded like a cat was choking on a hairball.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A 5'6" girl who sometimes acts like she’s not smart, but she’s actually just trying to be funny. She also makes noises like a pterodactyl who’s mad at the world.

She said, 'I don’t know why I’m doing this, I just felt like it.'

She screamed at her math test like it had stolen her snacks.

She made a noise so loud it echoed through three classrooms.

by Slangipedia 14d ago